Longfellow condoms

I have a trademark for Longfellow condoms. I want to license it to a manufacturer.  . . . . .  This is the only condom that has a name capitalizing on HUMOR, as opposed to macho names like Trojan. Women buyers in particular will appreciate that aspect, I believe. There is low-key, subtle humor in the name Longfellow, which will dispose people to buy it princially because of that humor, which plays on the two meanings of Longfellow: the condom name and his erection (but no words like erection, or any other off-color words, are ever used; everything is only implied). One ad: A man and a woman are talking on the phone. He: "I have a Longfellow." She: "What's a longfellow?" He: "Let's just say that it's a heck of a lot better than a short fellow." She: "I'll be there in 4 minutes and 17 seconds." . . . . . Another ad where they're talking on the phone: She: "Do you have a Longfellow? He: "I have two." She: "TWO? Are you some kind of X man?" He: "Wait, what?..... (laughs) Oh. You were thinking about that other thing." She: "Yes." . . . . . . I have designed a number of ads that play on the double-entendre of the two mean[ing]s of "Longfellow." An added bonus covering everything is that the name "Longfellow" (the poet) has a lot of class. Because of that mild low-key humor, and the classy name, customers will have a lot of fun just SAYING THE NAME Longfellow, and that could very quickly make it one of the most-purchased condoms. I can't think of any other product name anywhere, for anything, that makes a person laugh or chuckle by just saying the product name. Low-key humor will have a tremendously positive effect on buyers, and will make the name Longfellow spread like wildfire, with sales growth that will explode. . . . . With good marketing, "Longfellow" could enter the American lexicon as a humorous euphemism, used by all, for "erection," similar to the way Kleenex and Jello have done.